since I figured out this damn counter script!
Who
is this crazy old comedy writer anyway?
The biography - short version. Every writer has to have one,
right?
Here is a list of what I've written and uploaded:
NEW! The
Old Comedy Writer on Myspace.
All that, and a blog
too...
See my best Myspace fiction on my website here...
The Bogus Bulletin (satire) Updated as news hits the fan...
A Bloggery? Interesting email comments I've made (humor)
Whirled
Hysterie: How It REALLY Happened (parody) - Past events retold with
a different spin.
Remember that those who forget history are condemned to repeatedly laugh
at it.
Predictions
by Vestradamus, that OTHER 16th century psychic.
See what's REALLY going to happen in the future.
Parodies
of songs that I've posted on www.amiright.com
(my favorite music humor website)
At last count, I've uploaded 19 of them and won a parody competition.
Songs parodied
include "Surf City", "Mr. Roboto", "Fly", "Closing Time", "Don't Fear The
Reaper" and more.
The power of comedy: What happens when a pop-up ad gets linked to my site!
Things actually seen in our local newspaper, unedited except for cropping to fit the page.
Lifetime TV movie plot generator (humor)
Scam email parodies! (satire, parody)
I actually won a contest! (Captioned picture)
I actually won another contest! (Captioned picture)
Funny spam subject lines (humor collections)
Nasty Noises, the sound scheme used on my laptop.
Earl's Web Ramblings (commentary)
Submission
to the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for 2002 (writing sample)
Update:
Didn't
win, of course.
Submissions
to the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for 2004 (writing sample)
Update:
Didn't
win, of course.
Bogus Bulletin Interview with a man obsessed with "CATS" (comedy script, work in progress)
Unsolvable Mysteries (comedy script, REALLY rough draft)
Alien Talk Show (comedy script, finished)
Jabberwocky: The news article, the original, and the parody written at age 14 (humor)
Sample
internet voting screen (humor) - This one was on HumorSearch, and was
probably responsible
for them deleting the entire captioned picture section. They
never did like me...
Earl's Y2K
Panic List (humor). Now they're claiming the March 2007 daylight
savings time change will
cause the next apocalypse, and I don't have time to update my list
to reflect our new sense of
impending doom. Aw, fiddlesticks.
Apocalypse ASAP - Things that would cause the apocalypse... (humor)
Extra
Terrestrials (short story - fiction - humor)
Update: Rewritten
as a short screenplay / TV pilot for the Bravo "Situation:Comedy" contest.
Response to "have you been abducted by an alien" questionnaire (humor)
Comment to a webmaster of a site specializing in sarcasm (humor)
Stupid things (list)
Comment on a site about cartoon characters (humor)
The name was, but the movie wasn't (humor)
Alien Pizza - 3 page short script (humor)
Join the Good Times Crew (satire)
Our policy on cookies (rude message)
Editorial printed in the Longview Daily News (humor)
Bush and
Gore: How the candidates stack up (humor) - Also was on HumorSearch,
and probably
contributed to the eventual deletion of their captioned picture section.
Why do a web page? (commentary)
Ham Radio humor (humor - Novice class or higher license required to understand this!)
Entry for the
PGL2 contest. My bottom 250 entry and first attempt at screenwriting.
Read it at your own risk. The sad results here.
Guess who received my copyright
registration package!
Entry for the
Bravo "Situation:Comedy" contest, a rewrite of Extra Terrestrials.
Didn't come close here either.
I didn't even find out the contest results until they were taping the
TV show.
Did anyone see the show? I never even found out when it aired.
Yawn...
Entry for the ScriptNurse Mini-Movie contest:
Another loser for sure. This will be posted after my
loser status has been [re]confirmed.
Current total earnings from writing:
| - $94.37 |
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Rejection letters?
Email me here.
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