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HTTP Error 4-oh-4 - User's brain not found
Internet Idiot Services (IIS)
Technical Information (for dummies)
Go to Product Support Services
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Open IIS Help, which is accessible in IIS Manager (idiotmgr), and
search for topics titled Web Site Setup For First Graders, Common
Menial Administrative Tasks, and Why Am I So Clueless.