CONDIMENTS OF THE SEASON. GRACE AND PEACE AND LOVE AND SEX
FROM THIS PART OF THE ANATOMY TO YOU. I HOPE MY
LETTER DOES NOT CAUSE ME TOO MUCH EMBARRASSMENT AS I,
CHUCK BARRISTER, WHO BY THE WAY CREATED THE IVORY COAST GONG SHOW,
WRITE TO YOU IN MARGINALLY GOOD FAITH BASED ON THE CONTACT
ADDRESS GIVEN TO ME BY A BUDDY WHO WORKS CLEANING TOILETS AT
THE
NIGERIAN EMBASSY IN YOUR COUNTRY. PLEASE EXCUSE MY
INTRUSION INTO YOUR PRIVATE LIFE, AS IF YOU HAD ONE, YOU LOOOSER.
I AM BARRISTER CHUCK WOOD WITH A KNIFE.I REPRESENT ALL THAT
IS WRONG WITH NIGERIA TODAY, AND ALSO REPRESENT MOHAMMED
"MAD DOG" ABACHA, SON OF THE LATE VILLAGE IDIOT SANI ABACHA,
WHO WAS THE
FORMER AIR HEAD OF STATE IN NIGERIA. HE DIED IN
1998. SINCE HIS BRAIN DEATH, THE FAMILY HAS BEEN LOOOSING A
LOT OF MONEY DUE TO VINDICTIVE TELEMARKETERS
WHO ARE BENT ON DIALING UP THE FAMILY. BASED ON THIS THEREFORE
AND
SO FORTH, THE FAMILY HAS ASKED ME TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK FOR A
FOREIGN PARDNER WHO CAN WORK WITH US AS TO MOVE OUT
THE TOTALLY AWESOME SUM OF US$75,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 (
SEVENTY FIVE
GAZILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ), PRESENTLY UNDER THEIR
PILLOW. THIS MONEY WAS NATURALLY OF COURSE, ACQUIRED BY THE
LATE LUNATIC AND IS NOW KEPT SECRETLY BY THE FAMILY THAT I, SAM
MALONE,
AM TELLING THE WHOLE FREAKING WORLD ABOUT SECRETLY. THE SWISS
GOVERNMENT
HAS ALREADY FROZEN ALL THEIR CHEESE AND ARMY KNIVES AND
ACCOUNTS OF THE FAMILY IN SWITZERLAND, AND SOME OTHER
COUNTRIES WOULD SOON FOLLOW TO DO THE SAME, WITH THEIR DAIRY
PRODUCTS AND BLADED WEAPONS THAT IS. THIS BID BY SOME GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS
ON EBAY ITEM #4Q2-69-OU812 TO DEAL WITH THIS FAMILY
HAS MADE IT NECESSARY THAT WE SEEK YOUR ASSISSITANCE IN
RECEIVING THIS MONEY AND IN EMBEZZLING IT ON BEHALF
OFTHE FAMILY IDIOT.
THIS MUST BE A JOINT ADVENTURE TRANSACTION AND WE MUST
ALL WORK TOGETHER, EBONY AND IVORY, WORKING TOGETHER IN
PERFECT HARMONY. SINCE THIS MONEY IS STILL STINKY WITH THAT
NEW MONEY SMELL, EXTRA SECURITY MEASURES HAVE BEEN TAKEN
TO LAUNDER IT WITH TIDE, OUR CORPORATE SPONSORS PRODUCT,
PENDING WHEN FRUSTRATION IS REACHED ON WHEN AND HOW TO MOVE IT
INTO ANY OF YOUR HOPEFULLY NOT OVERDRAWN BANK ACCOUNTS. I, AL FRANKEN,
HAVE PERSONALLY WORKED OUT
ALL MODALITIES FOR THE PEACEFUL COEXISTANCE OF ISRAEL AND THE
PALESTINIANS AS WELL AS THE CONCLUSION OF THIS
TRANSACTION. THE TRANSACTION MOST TOTALLY WOULD BE
HANDLED WITH PHASERS ON "STUN" AND THE FIRST PHASE WILL INVOLVE
THE
MOVING OF US$25,000,000,000,000,00,000,000.00( TWENTY FIVE BAZILLION
UNITEDSTATES DOLLARS ).
MY CLIENTS ARE WILLING TO GIVE YOU AN UNREASONABLE
PERCENTAGE OF THIS MONEY AS SOON AS THE TRANSACTION IS
CONFUSING. I, MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE, WILL, HOWEVER, BASED ON
THE
COFFEE GROUNDS FROM OUR VOODOO RITUAL THAT SAY
YOU ARE WILLING TO WORK WITH US AND ALSO ALL
PRETENTIOUS ISSUES DISCUSSED BEFORE THE COMMENCEMENT CEREMONY
OF THIS TRANSACTION. YOU MAY ALSO DISS AND CUSS ME OVER YOUR
PERCENTAGE BEFORE WE START TO WORK. AS SOON AS I, SHOELESS JOE
JACKSON,
HEAR FROM YOU, I, CHARLES MANSON, WILL GIVE YOU ALL SORTS OF
UNNECESSARY DETAILS AS TO HOW WE PRETEND TO CARRY OUT THE WHOLE
TRANSACTION. PLEASE, DO NOT ENTERTAIN ANY LARGE AUDIENCES IN
COMEDY
CLUBS, AS ALL UNNECESSARY MODALITIES ARE IN PLACE, AND I, MONA
LISA,
ASSURE YOU OF ALL SORTS OF SUCCESS AND SAFE SEX IN THIS TRANSACTION.
PLEASE, THIS TRANSACTION REQUIRES ABSOLUTE
BESTIALITY AND YOU WOULD BE EXPECTED TO TREAT IT
AS SUCH UNTIL THE FUNDS ARE MOVED OUT OF THIS BACK-ASSWARDS COUNTRY.
PLEASE, YOU WILL ALSO IGNORE THIS LETTER BECAUSE THIS EMAIL WILL
SELF
DESTRUCT IN 5 SECONDS JUST LIKE ON MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, AND RESPECT
OUR TRUST IN YOU BY NOT OVEREXPOSING THIS TRANSACTION WHEN DEVELOPING
THE KODAK FILM, EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTING TO THE OPPOSITE
SEX.
.LOOK FORWARD TO WORKING WITH YOU ON THE CHAIN GANG.THANK YOU.
TRULY YOURS,
BARRISTER CHUCKWOOD WITH AKNIFE ESQ, NFG, FUBAR, EIEIO
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