Sir/Madam,

 I am Mrs. Monica Khumalot, a Nigerian White House intern.
President Clinton Mugabe stained my dress. My ex-friend Linda Trippako
blew the whistle on us.

Sir/Madam, May I introduce this business proposal to you I do hereby wish to
ask for your assistance in urgent business transaction that requires absolute
honesty and secrecy.. The president of Nigeria got a B.J. and I got the sum 11.5 million
us dollars in a security company here in south Africa.

the militaries starting wiretapping me. Immediately  I made away with all the dresses he
used to deposit semen on.

I have really been waiting for a more suitable time and opportunity
like this to contact you concerning this transaction.  Right now,
the money is in a safe place, under the blue dress.. I am using this opportunity to seek for
your assistance to move this money to your country, to be invested
in Halliburton Africa  for when Clinton Mugabe is gone and George Bushaki
is president.

For this business to be concluded immediately, all you need to do
is to arrange to meet with me and my tongue.
We can 't do this in our town because we don't have hourly motels like else where,
moreover, we are refuges here in south Africa, this is why we needed
your assistance.  I am ready to offer you 25% of the total sum and
give you the full power to manage the remaining 70% since us easy women
from Nigeria are bad with math but good in bed.
This money was deposited under the best pillow in South Africa.
Upon conclusion of tongue arrangement, we shall forward to you the certificate
of deposit.

Please I want us to finish this business as quickly as possible, so remove your pants
in advance.

Yours faithfully
Monica "Hummer" Khumalot
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