Subject: Use of the highly proprietary trademarked name CYNICAL
Date: Thu, 09 Jul 1998 22:09:30 -0700
From: "Earl S. Garber" <esgarber@teleport.com>
To: contrib@sarcasm.com

This is to inform you of the inappropriate and defamatory use of the trademark "CYNICAL" in your website.
In case you don't know, CYNI-CAL is the brand name of a depressant and hallucinogenic drug which has been
successfully tested on members of the Republican Party for the last 30 years.

Remember to consult a physician and say a prayer before using CYNI-CAL. The main side effects of CYNI-CAL are premature aging, loss of sense of humor, nausea when exposed to new ideas, and decreased perception of Constitutional rights. Some users of CYNI-CAL have reported difficulty in watching the Howard Stern show.
Do not take CYNI-CAL if you are receiving humor-suppressive therapy due to advanced religious fanaticism.
Remember that CYNI-CAL cannot prevent all re-occurances of symptoms of open-mindedness, and that it still possible to spread awareness while taking CYNI-CAL.
 

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