Dearly Beloved,

Please find below my business poposal to you. You may find my mail big, and my understanding of
your language somewhat artificially inseminated, but please bare with me and take time to read it carefully.
I shall be immediately expecting your prompt response asap very soon shortly for
immediate fondling of the transaction.
I presume this letter will come to you as a surprise, but as things unwrap, we will know each other better. I
will start by exposing myself to you.

I am chief (Mrs). Ahhn Nok Flaz, the spousal unit of Chief Garzak Karbek Flaz, the
Managing Director, Chief Frazmat,The Beta Interferon Galactic Dilithium Importation Corporation, Kondroz
(BIGDICK). I am really sure that you will be of a good assistance after coming thoroughly inside this letter.

For many years of matrimonial status now between me and my spousal unit, I have not given birth,
and this has really inflamed my spousal unit's zarkomatoid glands. As a result of the respect given
to local tradition, culture, and voodoo here in Beta Interferon, my spousal unit has decided to end
matrimonial status. With the situation of things with me now, the rest of my 3000 timeunits here
look frigid. I am been threatened each timeframe by my spousal unit to get out from the biosphere.
This situation has really affected me psychologically, and my levels of copper sulfate and zinc oxide
in the bloodstream have risen turning my usually wraznockial green complexion a shade of dull mauve.

As at now, I am no longer assured of a matrimonial home, hence I seek your urgent assistance and help
which I know will go a long way in getting me satisfied finally. I want to use this opportunity to inseminate the
sum of ($18 Mega Credits) into your custody for safe keeping, pending my arrival in your galaxy.
This said amount was given to my spousal unit as gratification from some Foreign Dilithium Companies
he helped in getting Allocation for the mining of Dilithium on Beta Interferon.

As a drizzmot, he does not want to be exposed, hence he gave me these megacredits to keep in my personal
account so that he can be exonerated from the compound eyes of government security operatives and
the Drizzmot Commission which is a body that mergdolizes the activities of all drizzmots in Beta Interferon
as checks and balances for official misconduct and sucking up.

Be informed that these megacredits are not connected with illegal hallucinogenic chemicals,
weapons of mass horkdrazzing,  or prostitution.  Hence the source of the said megacredits is as clean
and clear as erzogadsneg. This was inseminated in my personal domiciliary account, and there is no way
it can be transferred telepathically under the banking procedures which could have been the easiest,
but because of creditary transfer restriction by the Federal Federation of Beta Interferon,
that plan was rendered impotent.

Rather I have arranged with my bank manager to ejaculate these credits out in cash to any solar system where it
will be easy for you to collect under interstellar law. This he has assured me of. As a soon as I sense
telepathically your arousal and willingness to help as regards to this, I will furnish you on the next line
of action to take, but breast assured that this transaction is 1000% risk free, and my spousal unit will not raise
any hellzard because he will not like to put himself, his job and office in jeopardy, and if he does, he stands the
change of loosing his left anterior tentacle under Sharia law.

I will be offering you 10% of this money for all your help at this time of need, while some percentages has
been set aside for my Bank Manager to complement his efforts here as well as reconstruction of my
antennas to make them more pleasing to those from your galaxy.
Be informed that this transaction will not remain erect for more than 7 working timeunits and it will be
climaxed because every arrangement has been thrust in place.  My tentacles flagellate seductively in
anticipation of your assistance.

Please, do contact me with my private email address  (Ahhnnokflaz@yahoo.com.betainterferon)

Yours internally, (CHIEF) MRS Ahhn Nok Flaz.