Difficulties encountered in effo'ts t'establish some business abroad necessitate dis search fo' some sucka t'assist me in securin' and investin' de sum uh USD22,000.000 (twenty two million dollars)inherited fum mah' fader's business reserve. I's gots'ta be de heir uh a Zimbabwean family. Slap mah fro!my Big Daddy wuz an agriculturist. Man! He became rich fum his old-aged investment in agriculture and lata' wuz victimized by Super-dude Leroy Mugabe's land refo'm policy. Slap mah fro! He wuz assassinated by unknode gunmen fo' defendin' his land ownership and sidin' de mino'ity honky farmers. Befo'e his dead, mah' Big Daddy fo'esaw de insecurity uh bod our lives and propuh'ty and decided t'deposit da damn above sum wid some private finance and security firm in Europe. Dis bre'd gots become da damn only inherited propuh'ty uh our family since our crib wuz burnt and da damn farmlands and machines seized;yet da damn guv'ment and it's loyalists is bent on makin' life difficult fo' us. To summarise dis traumatic sto'y, mah' moda' and ah' have decided t'offa' 25% uh de above sum t'any sucka who assists us t'secure dis funds overseas o' 35% share fo' possible help on investin' in any reliable venture. if ya' would wanna proceed unda' dese terms,please reply fo' detailed info'mashun. if ya' do not accept mah' offer, in baaaad fate treat wid utmost confidentiality . A quick reply wid yo' dojigger,rap rod and fax numbers fo' mo'e confidential communicashun gots'ta be highly appreciated.

Sincerely yo's,

ERIC NKOMO