STOP NOOBS!
There is a group of reckless BASE jumpers that
must be stopped!  They are known as NOOBS
(No Obvious Observible Bungees Seen) and are
creating a mess below radio towers all across
the USA (and some dumber portions of Canada
as well.)  So the next time you see NOOBS
preparing to jump, do the sensible thing:
Spread a tarp on the ground below to insure
that the cleanup will be much easier.