RE: TRANSFER OF (12,000,000}TWELVE MILLION CAPITAL LETTERS.

DEARLY BELOVED,

I HAVE DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU DUE TO YOUR POSITION IN YOUR COUNTRY, WHICH
I TOTALLY HOPE, IS SITTING DOWN AND NOT BENT OVER. WE WANT TO
TRANSFER TO OVERSEAS ACCOUNT (12,000.000) TWELVE MILLION CAPITAL LETTERS
FROM A PRIME RIB BANK IN AFRICA. MY NAME IS MR OBI-WAN PHILIPS, THE JEDI
AUDITOR GENERAL OF ONE OF THE CRIME BANKS HERE IN NIGERIA.  DURING THE COURSE
OF HUMAN EVENTS, I DISCOVERED A FLOATING FUNDAMENTALIST BELLY-UP IN AN ACCOUNT OPENED IN THE
BANK IN 1998 AND NOBODY HAS OPERATED ON THIS ACCOUNT AGAIN EXCEPT TO PERFORM AUTOPSY.

AFTER A THOROUGH SPANKING, I DISCOVERED THAT THE OWNER OF THE
ACCOUNT DIED BALD WITHOUT A [HEIR]. THE OWNER OF THIS ACCOUNT WAS MR.
ALIEN P.SEMEN, A FOREIGNER (NO SHIT!), AND AN INDUSTRIALIST WHO HAS STAYED DEAD SINCE
1998. NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT THIS ACCOUNT OR ANY THING CONCERNING IT
EXCEPT YOU AND ME AND THE OTHER MILLION SUCKERS I EMAILED.
THE ACCOUNT OF MR. ALIEN P SEMEN HAD NO BENEFICIARY
AND MY INSTIGATION ALSO PROVED TO ME THAT HE WAS UNTIL HIS DEATH AND SOME TIME AFTER,THE MANAGER
OF CUBIC ZIRCONIA SAFARI [PTY]. NIGERIA, AS WELL AS A GEEK WHO WORE POCKET PROTECTORS
AND DRESSED LIKE A VULCAN AT STAR TREK CONVENTIONS.  I WILL LIKE TO START THE FIRST TRANSFER
WITH FIVE MILLION [5,000.000] CAPITALIZED ENGLISH VOWELS AND NOT THOSE CHEAP
ASS ITALIAN VOWELS WHICH WHEN TRANSFERRED SUCCESSFULLY,WE SHALL
RE-APPLY FOR THE PAYMENT OF THE REMAINING REST RESIDUAL RESERVE AMOUNT TO YOUR ACCOUNT. THE
TOTAL AMOUNT INVOLVED IS (US 12 M) TWELVE MILLION ENGLISH LANGUAGE CAPITAL LETTERS.

I AM CONTACTING YOU AS A FOREIGNER BECAUSE FOREIGNERS TALK FUNNY AND
MAKE FOR REALLY GOOD COMEDY, AND THIS MONEY CAN NOT BE APPROVED
TO A LOCAL YOKEL HERE,WITHOUT VALID INTERNATIONAL FOREIGN PASSPORT WITH
CRAPPY PASSPORT PICTURE ON IT, BUT CAN BE APPROVED TO A FOREIGNER WHO SINGS
"URGENT" OR "FEELS LIKE THE FIRST TIME." THESE LETTERS ARE IN TIMES NEW ROMAN AND THE FORMER
OWNER OF THE LONELY HEART - OOPS, THATS YES, AND NOT FOREIGNER, SORRY -  MR. ALIEN P. SEMEN
IS A FOREIGNER FAN TOO, AND THE MONEY CAN ONLY BE APPROVED INTO A FOREIGNER FAN CLUB.

I AM REVEALING THIS TO YOU WITH THE BELIEF THAT YOU WILL NEVER GONNA GIVE ME UP, NEVER
GONNA LET ME DOWN - OOPS, THATS RICK ASTLEY AND NOT FOREIGNER, SORRY -
IN THIS BUSINESS SINCE YOU ARE THE FIRST AND ONLY PERSON THAT I AM SINGING BAD LYRICS
FOR THIS BUSINESS. SEND TO ME YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER, OR CALL ME
AT 867-5309 - OOPS, THATS JENNY AND NOT MY NUMBER. NOTE THAT THE MANAGEMENT IS READY TO SIGN
ANY FOREIGNER COVER BAND WHO HAS CORRECT INFORMATION ON THIS ACCOUNT,WHICH,
I WILL GIVE TO YOU.UPON YOUR POSITIVE RESPONSE, I WILL USE MY POSITION WHICH IS UP
SOMEONES ASS AND MY ANAL INFLUENCE TO OBTAIN ALL LEGAL APPROVALS FOR ONWARD
AND UPWARD TRANSFER OF THIS VERBIAGE TO YOUR ACCOUNT WITH APPROPRIATE SPHINCTER CLEARANCE
FROM THE RELEVANT MINISTRIES AND PRIESTS WHO DO THE MOLESTING, AND FOREIGNER USED CD
EXCHANGE DEPARTMENTS. AT THE CONCLUSION OF THIS DIRTY BUSINESS, YOU
WILL BE GIVEN 25% OF THE TOTAL WORDS, 70% WILL BE FOR ME, WHILE 5% WILL
BE FOR THE "SPAMMERS LITERACY" PROGRAM..

PLEASE REPLY TO MY PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS:

friedapartment@yahoops.com

I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR EARLIEST REPLY.  IT IS "URGENT".  HAHA I MAKE FOREIGNER JOKE.
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