Stack: This is the story of Billy Joe and Bobbie Sue - two young lovers
with nothing better to do...

(Cut to Billy Joe and Bobbie Sue sitting on a sofa)

Stack: ...than sit around the house, get high and watch the tube...

(Billy Joe and Bobbie Sue get into a Pinto and drive off)

Stack: ...and here's what happened when they decided to "cut loose".

(Shot of the Pinto passing a sign saying "El Paso - 20 Miles"

Stack: They headed down to old El Paso.

(Shot of Pinto pulling up to a large house with long driveway / iron
gates)

Stack: That's where they ran into a "great big hassle".

(Shot of Billy Joe going through drawers. Owner of the house enters the
room, shouts "Hey!" Billy Joe turns toward him and draws a gun.)

Stack: Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his castle.

(Billy Joe shoots, and the owner of the house collapses, holding his
stomach.)

Stack: Bobbie Sue took the money and run.

Homeowner (in pain): OOOOH! OOOH! OOOH!

(Billy Joe hands the cash to Bobbie Sue.)

Billy Joe: Go on - take the money and run!

Homeowner (still in pain): OOOH! OOOH! OOOH!

Billy Joe: Go on - take the money and run!

Stack (on screen): Billy Mack was a detective down in Texas.

Man on street#1: You know he knows exactly what the facts is!

Woman on street#1: He ain't gonna let those two escape justice!

Grungy man on street#1: Ahhh, he makes his living off of the people's
taxes.

Stack: Bobbie Sue...

(Cut to Bobbie Sue running)

Bobbie Sue: WHOAAAAAA!

Stack (on camera): She slipped away. Billy Joe caught up to her the
the very next day.

Stack (Closeup): They got the money, and they got away.

(Mug shots of "William Joseph Doe" and "Roberta Susan Doe")

Stack: They headed down south and they're still running today.

Stack (on camera): If you have any information on the whereabouts of
Billy Joe and Bobbie Sue, call our Unsolvable
Mysteries Hotline...1-555-STEVE-MILLER.

(Fade out with music "Take The Money And Run" playing...)