TRACKING NUMBER	STATUS

1. 1Z 940 X33 03 1270 205 9	Delivered		Delivered on:   Oct 8, 2002 10:32 A.M. Delivered to:    WASHINGTON, DC, US Signed by:    BUSH Service Type:   GROUND

Tracking results provided by UPS: Oct 9, 2002  8:08 P.M. Eastern Time (USA)

There's a rumor going around that this screenplay was declared a weapon of mass destruction,
leading to the invasion of Iraq to try to find the author.